UFO's, Blimps & Baloons

Well, the black helicopters can go back to their landing pads.
The men in black can put their suits away.

Apparently a UFO was spotted over Salt Lake City and witnesses were going on about the "100 ft long" object floating silently in the sky.

Horrors of horrors, they have come!!

Oh, wait, never mind. The 100 ft long mysterious object turned out to be less than 20 ft long, (The aliens are smaller than we thought!!) oh yea, and it was some sort of model derigible.

So another fine case of human excitement turns out to be a baloon! (Shades of Roswell!! Oh wait, that was a real flying saucer. ... wasn't it?)

Read the whole article at kutv.com


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