Funny Oddball News Item

It's old, but it's still funny, in a sad way because it's just too close to home when you think about who you're surrounded by in traffic:

It seems that back in March of '08, a woman crashed her car into the estuary in the Oakland, CA region.

While driving, she was reaching for her cell phone when she went amphibious and lodged the car in amongst some stilts that were holding a house up.  (Serves her right.)  Witnesses said when she came ashore, she came back to the shore, still holding her "Starbucks".