A buddy of mine pointed me to an interesting CraigsList post from Toronto, Canada from a man who's looking for a "nemesis" who will "keep him on his toes".
Someone who on occasion spill his coffee, trip him, etc.. He says complacency will be the death of him. Too bad I don't live up near him. This sounds right up my alley.
Check out his request at Craigslist. Anyone in Canada can make themselves a quick $700.